I'll Lie Still For A Lot Of

Having A Baby Can Be A Scream.

I Wish I Could Tell You It Gets Better. It Doesn't Get Better. You Get Better.

I Lived To Be On Stage, And I'm Terrified. Terrified Before Every Show.

I Was The Last Girl In Larchmont, Ny To Get Married. My Mother Had A Sign Up: "last Girl Before Freeway."

If You Don't Think You're Funny, No One Else Will.