I'll Lie Still For A Lot Of

The First Time I See A Jogger Smiling, I'll Consider It.

I Think Actual Death Will Be A Lot Easier Than Dying On Stage. Cause - You Know - If You Do [actual Death] Right, You Can Go Looking Good. Maybe With A Little Quip [like]: 'i Loved Everybody.' But Dying On Stage...oh, God!

I Can't Like Watching Project Runway With Heidi Klum. There's Just Something Wrong About A German Woman Saying Who Goes And Who Stays

I Hate Thin People; 'oh, Does The Tampon Make Me Look Fat?'

I Want To Be Buried In A Valentino Gown And I Want Harry Winston To Make Me A Toe Tag.