I'll Lie Still For A Lot Of

Happiness, At My Age, Is Breathing

Edgar Had A Heart Attack, And I'm To Blame. We Were Making Love, And I Took The Bag Off My Head.

There Is Not One Female Comic Who Was Beautiful As A Little Girl.

My Body Is A Temple, And My Temple Needs Redecorating.

I've Learned From Doing My Own Show With Fox That People Are Not Your Partners If They're Signing The Checks. Whoever Signs Your Paycheck Is The Boss - No Matter What They Tell You.