Acting Is Not A State Of Being

Why Do I Drink Champagne For Breakfast? Doesn't Everyone?

Acting Is Not A State Of Being ... But A State Of Appearing To Be.

Conceit Is An Outward Manifestation Of Inferiority.

The Theatre Should Be Treated With Respect. The Theatre Is A Wonderful Place, A House Of Strange Enchantment, A Temple Of Illusion. What It Most Emphatically Is Not And Never Will Be Is A Scruffy, Ill-lit, Fumed-oak Drill Hall Serving As A Temporary Soap Box For Political Propaganda.

How About Slipping Out Of Those Wet Things And Into A Dry Martini?