There Are Many Ways To Die In

I Can't Afford To Die; I'd Lose Too Much Money.

Age To Me Means Nothing. I Can't Get Old; I'm Working. I Was Old When I Was Twenty-one And Out Of Work. As Long As You're Working, You Stay Young. When I'm In Front Of An Audience, All That Love And Vitality Sweeps Over Me And I Forget My Age.

When You Stop Giving And Offering Something To The Rest Of The World, It's Time To Turn Out The Lights.

Don't Stay In Bed, Unless You Can Make Money In Bed.

Yale Men Do Not Like To Be Told Anything By People Who Didn't Go To Yale. The Closest I Came To Yale Was Once I Had One Of Their Padlocks.