There Are Many Ways To Die In

There's Nothing Wrong With Making Love With The Light On. Just Make Sure The Car Door Is Closed.

With The Collapse Of Vaudeville New Talent Has No Place To Stink.

I Never Go Jogging, It Makes Me Spill My Martini.

If It's A Good Script I'll Do It. And If It's A Bad Script, And They Pay Me Enough, I'll Do It.

I Honestly Think It Is Better To Be A Failure At Something You Love Than To Be A Success At Something You Hate.