Mona Lisa Looks As If She Has

Criticism And Bolshevism Have One Thing In Common. They Both Seek To Pull Down That Which They Could Never Build.

Television Is For Appearing On, Not Looking At.

Wouldn't It Be Dreadful To Live In A Country Where They Didn't Have Tea?

You Always Ought To Have Tom Cats Arranged, You Know - It Makes 'em More Companionable.

My Philosophy Is As Simple As Ever - Smoking, Drinking, Moderate Sexual Intercourse On A Diminishing Scale, Reading And Writing (not Arithmetic). I Have A Selfish Absorption In The Well-being And Achievement Of Noel Coward.