If You're Paranoid Long Enough, Sooner Or

We're Going To Make That Lone Star Shine Again.

The People I Respect All Died Broke And Despairing. They Didn't Leave A Lot Of Hammered Iron Behind Them Like Donald Trump Has Done.

Remember, I'm Not Running Against Rick Perry; I'm Running Against Apathy.

Most People, Of Course, Spend Their Lives Caring About The Wrong Things. The Worry About South Africa Or Nicaragua. They Spend So Much Time Finding Themselves That They Lose Their Taxicabs. They Don't See That What Kind Of Napkin You Get At A Delicatessen Is A Matter Of Much Significance In The World Today. That's Why They Don't Get Linen.

I'm Not Pro-life, And I'm Not Pro-choice. I'm Pro-football.