If You're Paranoid Long Enough, Sooner Or

We're All Worm Bait Waiting To Happen. It's What You Do While You Wait That Matters.

May The God Of Your Choice Bless And Keep You. I Respect Him As Long As He Does Not Circumcise Me Anymore.

All My Adult Life I've Been In The Practice Of Giving Advice To People Who Are Happier Than I Am.

I Believe That Willy Nelson Is The Hillbilly Dalai Lama.

If You Ain't Texan, I Ain't Got Time For You.