You Have To Work At It If

I Was So High, I Needed A Stepladder To Scratch My Own Ass.

If Willie Nelson Had Been Rosa Parks, There Never Would Have Been A Civil Rights Movement In This Country, Because He Refuses To Leave The Back Of The Bus.

My Goal As A Young Man, To Be Fat, Famous And Financially Fixed By 50.

I Just Want Texas To Be Number One In Something Other Than Executions, Toll Roads And Property Taxes.

Musicians Can Run This State Better Than Politicians. We Won't Get A Lot Done In The Mornings, But We'll Work Late And Be Honest.