I'd Felt That A Man Without A

I'll Sign Anything Except Bad Legislation.

I've Achieved Many Of My Dreams, And I Want To See That Some Others Get A Chance To, Especially Younger Texans.

I Was So High, I Needed A Stepladder To Scratch My Own Ass.

I'm Ready For Anything. That's Probably Why It Never Happens.

If You Don't Love Jesus-go To Hell!