If You're Not A Wreck In This

If You Laugh At It, You Can Deal With It.

Does Fashion Matter? Always - Though Not Quite As Much After Death.

If You Don't Think That All Life Is Improvisation, Then You Haven't Been Paying Attention. Life Is What Happens To You While You're Making Other Plans.

Is Elizabeth Taylor Fat? Her Favorite Food Is Seconds.

The Ideal Beauty Is A Fugitive Which Is Never Found.