If You're Not A Wreck In This

I Could Stop And Live Carefully But That's Ridiculous. I Don't Want To Live Carefully.

The Ideal Beauty Is A Fugitive Which Is Never Found.

I Think We All In Comedi Business, Especially When We Reach A Certain Age, Are Divas Up To A Point. I Love When A Limousine Comes For Me, I Can't Lie About That. I Love When You Go To A Restaurant And They Say, "come This Way, Miss Rivers," And You Get A Good Table. I Love All That, The Perks That Come With The Business.

I Can't Wear Yellow Anymore. It's Too Matchy-matchy With My Catheter.

I Said To My Husband, 'my Boobs Have Gone, My Stomach's Gone, Say Something Nice About My Legs.' He Said, 'blue Goes With Everything.'