If You're Not A Wreck In This

The Only Way I Can Get A Man To Touch Me At This Age Is Plastic Surgery.

No More Botox For Me. Betty White's Bowels Move More Than My Face.

"i Wouldn't Go Over Here To Lisa Rinna And I Would Say 'are Those Breasts Real, Are You Wearing Underwear?'"

Boy George Is All England Needs. Another Queen Who Can't Dress.

When My Husband Edgar And I Were Courting, He Said He Couldn't Wait To Have A Baby. It Was Only After We Were Married That He Changed His Mind And Decided That I Should Have The Baby.