If You're Not A Wreck In This

My Love Life Is Like A Piece Of Swiss Cheese; Most Of It's Missing, And What's There Stinks.

"i Wouldn't Go Over Here To Lisa Rinna And I Would Say 'are Those Breasts Real, Are You Wearing Underwear?'"

I Am Definitely Going To Watch The Emmys This Year! My Makeup Team Is Nominated For “best Special Effects.”

Run Scared ... And They Never Catch You.

I'm No Cook. When I Want Lemon On Chicken, I Spray It With Pledge.