I Said To My Husband, 'why Don't

The Psychic Scars Caused By Believing That You Are Ugly Leave A Permanent Mark On Your Personality.

I Finally Found Out How Priests Get Holy Water. They Boil The Hell Out Of It.

I Think Actual Death Will Be A Lot Easier Than Dying On Stage. Cause - You Know - If You Do [actual Death] Right, You Can Go Looking Good. Maybe With A Little Quip [like]: 'i Loved Everybody.' But Dying On Stage...oh, God!

Old Age' Is Always Ten Years More Than We Are.

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done.