I Was Smart Enough To Go Through

Comedy Exists To Laugh At Things That Aren't Laughable. But Isn't It? That's What Separates Us From The Animals. We Laugh.

To The Pessimist The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is Another Train.

I'm At The Top, Top, Top Of My Game Now. I'm So Happy To Be On That Stage, I'm In Control Of It, And I Love Every Minute Of It. I Walk Onstage In Rehearsal And I Start To Smile. And So I Just Don't Care What Anyone Else Is Doing. Do What You Want, Say What You Want. Nobody Else Can Do What I Do Onstage. Nobody.

No More Botox For Me. Betty White's Bowels Move More Than My Face.

My Face Has Been Tucked In More Times Than A Bedsheet At The Holiday Inn.