Man's Ability To Delude Himself Is Infinite.

My Definition Of An Artist Is Anyone Who's Ahead Of His Time And Behind On His Rent.

No Matter Where You Go, You Always See Yourself In The Rearview Mirror.

Cuban Cigars Is A Big Expense Because I Do Smoke A Lot Of Them, Eight To 12 A Day, So That Would Be Almost As Bad As A Cocaine Habit, A Hundred Bucks A Day.

Students Don't Know Who Mark Twain Was Because He Wasn't On The Test.

Every Time You See A Beautiful Woman, Just Remember, Somebody Got Tired Of Her.