If Raymond Chandler Came From The South,

All My Adult Life I've Been In The Practice Of Giving Advice To People Who Are Happier Than I Am.

Money Can Buy You A Fine Dog, But Only Love Can Make Him Wag His Tail.

My Goal As A Young Man, To Be Fat, Famous And Financially Fixed By 50.

The Good Teachers Are Bailing Out. Education Is Very Important.... This Should Be The Centerpiece On The Table Of Texas.

If Jesus Christ Had Run As An Independent, Rick Perry Would Have Beat Him.