If Raymond Chandler Came From The South,

If You're Going To Be An Artist, You Need To Be An Original.

I'm Going To Lower The Drinking Age To Eighteen. If You're Old Enough To Die In Iraq, You're Old Enough To Drink.

Students Don't Know Who Mark Twain Was Because He Wasn't On The Test.

If You Gotta Kill Two Birds, Might As Well Get Stoned.

The People I Respect All Died Broke And Despairing. They Didn't Leave A Lot Of Hammered Iron Behind Them Like Donald Trump Has Done.