If You Want To Talk To Me

If I Had A Dollar For Every Time I Said That, I'd Be Making Money In A Very Weird Way.

I Got In An Argument With A Girlfriend Inside Of A Tent. That's A Bad Place For An Argument, Because I Tried To Walk Out, And Had To Slam The Flap.

Why Is Cloud 9 So Amazing? What Is Wrong With Cloud 8? That Joke Came Off The Top Of My Head, And The Top Of My Head Ain't Funny!

I Am Wearing A Vest. If I Had No Arms, It Would Be A Jacket.

I Once Saw A Forklift Lift A Crate Of Forks. And It Was Way To Literal For Me.