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I Once Saw A Forklift Lift A Crate Of Forks. And It Was Way To Literal For Me.
-Mitch Hedberg
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I Once Saw A Forklift Lift A
Mitch Hedberg
I Once Saw A Forklift Lift A Crate Of Forks. And It Was Way To Literal For Me.
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