I Once Saw A Forklift Lift A

I Find A Duck's Opinion Of Me Is Very Much Influenced By Whether Or Not I Have Bread.

I'm Sick Of Soup Of The Day, Man. It's Time We Make A Decision. I Need To Know What Soup From Now On Is.

I Don't Think Stand-up Is Being Appreciated As Much As It Could Be And I Don't Think It Has For A Long Time. There's Some Great Stand-up Comics Who Come To A Town And If They're Not A Name, They Don't Attract A Crowd But In Reality There Are Brilliant People Out There.

2-in-1 Is A Stupid Term, Because 1 Is Not Big Enough To Hold 2. That's Why 2 Was Created.

I Would Imagine That If You Could Understand Morse Code, A Tap Dancer Would Drive You Crazy.