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I Am Wearing A Vest. If I Had No Arms, It Would Be A Jacket.
-Mitch Hedberg
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I Am Wearing A Vest. If I
Mitch Hedberg
I Am Wearing A Vest. If I Had No Arms, It Would Be A Jacket.
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