If You Want To Lose A Bit

Revolution Was Written Into The U.s. Constitution So It's Like They're In A Constant State Of Revolution. But Then Again, Happiness Is Written Into Their Constitution As Well, Which Makes Them Pretty Unique.

Honestly Some Folk Will Take Offence At Anything, I Met A Bloke With No Legs This Morning While At The Bus Stop, All I Asked Was "how Are You Getting On?"

Ally Macleod Thinks That Tactics Are A New Kind Of Mint.

I've Always Been Fascinated By The Difference Between The Jokes You Can Tell Your Friends But You Can't Tell To An Audience. There's A Fine Line You Have To Tread Because You Don't Know Who Is Out There In The Auditorium. A Lot Of People Are Too Easily Offended.

As Soon As I Got Successful, The Scottish Press Started Picking On Me. It's Something They Reserve Just For Me.