Life Is A Battle Of Wits, And

Communism Is A Form Of Society Where The Less People Have To Eat, The More They Have To Swallow.

Many A Husband Lives To Regret The Extravagant Fee He Bestowed Upon The Minister Who Sentenced Him.

All Men Are Created Equal And Endowed By Their Creator With A Mighty Urge To Become Otherwise.

Some People Would Never Get Any Exercise At All If They Didn't Have To Walk To Their Cars.

The Girl With A Future Avoids A Man With A Past.