Life Is A Battle Of Wits, And

Some People Blow Their Top, But All People Blow Their Bottom.

The Computer Saves Man A Lot Of Guesswork, But So Does The Bikini.

The Lecturer Who Is Full Of His Subject Is Usually Very Slow In Emptying Himself.

The Reason Why Men Who Mind Their Own Business Succeed Is That They Have So Little Competition.

Divorce Is The Key That Opens The Strongbox Where The Bonds Of Matrimony Are Kept Under Wedlock.