Life Is A Battle Of Wits, And

The Quizzical Expression Of The Monkey At The Zoo Comes From His Wondering Whether He Is His Brother's Keeper, Or His Keeper's Brother.

Divorce Is The Key That Opens The Strongbox Where The Bonds Of Matrimony Are Kept Under Wedlock.

Corrupt Officials Are Usually Close-mouthed And Open-handed.

Some Members Of Congress Ought To Have Their Mouths Taped Instead Of Their Speeches.

All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy - And Jill A Wealthy Widow.