I Was Born In August, No July,

Throw High Risers At The Chin; Throw Peas At The Knees; Throw It Here When They're Lookin' There; Throw It There When They're Lookin' Here.

The Only Change Is That Baseball Has Turned Paige From A Second Class Citizen To A Second Class Immortal.

Work Like You Don't Need The Money. Love Like You've Never Been Hurt. Dance Like Nobody's Watching.

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

My Feet Ain't Got Nothing To Do With My Nickname, But When Folks Get It In Their Heads That A Feller's Got Big Feet, Soon The Feet Start Looking Big.