I Was Born In August, No July,

Just Take The Ball And Throw It Where You Want To. Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.

My Feet Ain't Got Nothing To Do With My Nickname, But When Folks Get It In Their Heads That A Feller's Got Big Feet, Soon The Feet Start Looking Big.

I Ain't Ever Had A Job, I Just Always Played Baseball.

Don't Eat Fried Food, It Angries Up The Blood.

Airplanes May Kill You, But They Ain't Likely To Hurt You.