Airplanes May Kill You, But They Ain't

You Win A Few, You Lose A Few. Some Get Rained Out. But You Got To Dress For All Of Them.

With Women You Don't Have To Talk Your Head Off. You Just Say A Word And Let Them Fill In From There.

Avoid Running At All Times.

There Never Was A Man On Earth Who Pitched As Much As Me. But The More I Pitched, The Stronger My Arm Would Get.

I Ain't Ever Had A Job, I Just Always Played Baseball.