If You Live To Be One Hundred,

Sex Is The Universal Language In Which Nobody Speaks; They Don't Have To.

Nice To Be Here? At My Age It's Nice To Be Anywhere.

I Honestly Think It Is Better To Be A Failure At Something You Love Than To Be A Success At Something You Hate.

Retire? I'm Going To Stay In Show Business Until I'm The Only One Left

It Takes Only One Drink To Get Me Drunk. The Trouble Is, I Can't Remember If It's The Thirteenth Or The Fourteenth.