Any Man Can Be 62, But It

Money Can't Buy Friends, But You Can Get A Better Class Of Enemy.

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, Get It Out With Optrex.

If You Kill Me, I Promise You - You Will Never Take Me Alive.

Contraceptives Should Be Used On Every Conceivable Occasion.

I Told You I Was Ill. (on His Headstone)