Any Man Can Be 62, But It

I Have The Body Of An Eighteen Year Old. I Keep It In The Fridge.

I'm A Hero Wid Coward's Legs, I'm A Hero From The Waist Up.

I Shook Hands With A Friendly Arab. I Still Have My Right Arm To Prove It.

In The Human Race Today, You Came Last.

I Told You I Was Ill. (on His Headstone)