When People Come To See My Stand-up,

I Have This Dream Life Where I Get To Be A Celebrity But I Get To Kind Of Navigate The World Fairly Easily Because I'm Always In Character.

I Did A Lot Of Ridiculous Television. Between 1980 And '85 I Had No Confidence, So I Did Everything I Was Told To Do.

I Had Auditioned For 'saturday Night Live' Two Or Three Times Before And Never Really Saw Myself There. I Looked Up To Belushi And Bill Murray And Aykroyd And I Never Saw Myself As In Their World.

You Know Ladies And Gentlemen, A Long Time Ago , There Were Lots Of People, But That Was A Long Time Ago

I Never Read The Tabloids.