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You Know, Sometimes You Can't Just Take An Armadillo, Put It In The Barn, Light It On Fire And Expect It To Make Licorice.

When People Come To See My Stand-up, They Get A Chance To See My Characters Interact With Each Other.

If I Only Ran When Nothing Hurt, I Would Never Run.

I Tried To Go Out For Theater Or Theater Arts, But I Was Too Scared Or Too Intimidated. But I Had A Lot Of Friends On The Cross Country Team That Had Great Senses Of Humor.

I'm Thirty Years Old, But I Read At The Thirty-four-year-old Level.