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I Tried To Go Out For Theater Or Theater Arts, But I Was Too Scared Or Too Intimidated. But I Had A Lot Of Friends On The Cross Country Team That Had Great Senses Of Humor.

You Know Ladies And Gentlemen, A Long Time Ago , There Were Lots Of People, But That Was A Long Time Ago

I Think Free Speech Is Probably The Coolest Thing We Have In This Country, And Again, You Can Label It Hate Speech And Dismiss It, And Then You're Allowed To Censor It.

I Did A Lot Of Ridiculous Television. Between 1980 And '85 I Had No Confidence, So I Did Everything I Was Told To Do.

You Know, Sometimes You Can't Just Take An Armadillo, Put It In The Barn, Light It On Fire And Expect It To Make Licorice.