Am I Not Turtley Enough For The

I'm A Real People-pleaser.

If I Only Ran When Nothing Hurt, I Would Never Run.

Please, O Ye Lord, Keep Jim Bakker Behind Bars.

I Got Lucky. I Won The San Francisco Stand-up Comedy Competition In 1977 While I Was Still At San Francisco State.

If You Just Kind Of Live A Regular Life And Make Good 'hollywood' Money, You Have A Certain Freedom.