I Always Tend To Think Of All

You Know, Elizabeth Taylor Must Be In Heaven Going, 'alright, Fire Two Honey!'

The Two Things That Can Hurt You Are If You Need Money Or If You Need Fame. Those Are The Things That Can Be Your Achilles' Heel. But If You Don't Need Money And You Don't Need Fame, Then You're Free.

I'm Thirty Years Old, But I Read At The Thirty-four-year-old Level.

When People Come To See My Stand-up, They Get A Chance To See My Characters Interact With Each Other.

I'm A Real People-pleaser.