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I'm A Friend Of The Ceo Of Twitter And He Showed Me How To Be On It, But It Causes Such An Uproar If What You Post Is Perceived In A Negative Light.

I Really Enjoy Being A Dad, And Maybe I Took It Too Seriously, But I Love Being Around My Kids.

Am I Not Turtley Enough For The Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!

My Obama Is Getting Pretty Good ... I Think I'll Vote For Whoever Makes My Portrayal Easier. It Takes Time To Put Together A Comic Impression. It Takes Time To Recognize The Tics. Right Now, For Instance, I Could Do A Dead- On Paul Ryan And People Wouldn't Recognize It. Personalities Take A While To Sin.

I'm A Real People-pleaser.