I Always Tend To Think Of All

When People Come To See My Stand-up, They Get A Chance To See My Characters Interact With Each Other.

If She Were A President, She'd Be Babe-raham Lincoln!

I Really Enjoy Being A Dad, And Maybe I Took It Too Seriously, But I Love Being Around My Kids.

I Tried To Go Out For Theater Or Theater Arts, But I Was Too Scared Or Too Intimidated. But I Had A Lot Of Friends On The Cross Country Team That Had Great Senses Of Humor.

You Know, Elizabeth Taylor Must Be In Heaven Going, 'alright, Fire Two Honey!'