If You Have Sense Enough To Realize

Don't Take Up A Man's Time Talking About The Smartness Of Your Children; He Wants To Talk To You About The Smartness Of His Children.

Most People Eat As If They Were Fattening Themselves For Market.

When A Man Diets, He Eats Oatmeal In Addition To Everything Else He Usually Eats.

Honesty Is Largely A Matter Of Information, Of Knowing That Dishonesty Is A Mistake. Principle Is Not As Powerful In Keeping People Straight As A Policeman.

Marriage Is A Good Deal Like A Circus: There Is Not As Much In It As Is Represented In The Advertising.