People Tolerate Those They Fear Further Than

Some Men Are Alive Simply Because It Is Against The Law To Kill Them.

Express A Mean Opinion Of Yourself Occasionally; It Will Show Your Friends That You Know How To Tell The Truth.

A Man Should Be Taller, Older, Heavier, Uglier, And Hoarser Than His Wife.

No Scheme Pays As Well As Legitimate Business.

The Greatest Humiliation In Life, Is To Work Hard On Something From Which You Expect Great Appreciation, And Then Fail To Get It.