People Tolerate Those They Fear Further Than

One Trouble With Growing Old Is That It Gets Progressively Tougher To Find A Famous Historical Figure, Who Didn't Amount To Much When He Was Your Age.

Many A Man Is Saved From Being A Thief By Finding Everything Locked Up.

There Is Only One Thing For A Man To Do Who Is Married To A Woman Who Enjoys Spending Money, And That Is To Enjoy Earning It.

A Man Will Do More For His Stubbornness Than For His Religion Or His Country

Faith May Have Removed Mountains Way Off Somewhere, A Long Time Ago, But It Won't Remove A Wart At Home This Week.