A Man Should Be Taller, Older, Heavier,

The Feeling Of Sleepiness When You Are Not In Bed, And Can't Get There, Is The Meanest Feeling In The World.

When You Can't Do Anything Else To A Boy, You Can Make Him Wash His Face.

Raising Children Is Like Making Biscuits: It Is As Easy To Raise A Big Batch As One, While You Have Your Hands In The Dough.

Never Tell A Secret To A Bride Or A Groom; Wait Until They Have Been Married Longer.

Loving Everybody Is Polygamy. I Care For No Friend Who Loves His Enemy Equally Well.