Few Men Progress, Except As They Are

The Only Way To Amuse Some People Is To Slip And Fall On An Icy Pavement.

When You Can't Do Anything Else To A Boy, You Can Make Him Wash His Face.

I Try To Have No Plans The Failure Of Which Would Greatly Annoy Me. Half The Unhappiness In The World Is Due To The Failure Of Plans Which Were Never Reasonable, And Often Impossible.

People Never Have Confidence In A Big Talker. They Know His Statements Must Be Cut Down, But They Can Never Tell How Much.

A Really Busy Person Never Knows How Much He Weighs.