Few Men Progress, Except As They Are

The Man Who Can Keep A Secret May Be Wise, But He Is Not Half As Wise As The Man With No Secrets To Keep.

Every Successful Person I Have Heard Of Has Done The Best He Could With The Conditions As He Found Them, And Not Waited Until Next Year For Better.

When People Hear Good Music, It Makes Them Homesick For Something They Never Had, And Never Will Have.

How Good We All Are, In Theory, To The Old; And How In Fact We Wish Them To Wander Off Like Old Dogs, Die Without Bothering Us, And Bury Themselves.

Where The Guests At A Gathering Are Well-acquainted, They Eat 20 Per Cent More Than They Otherwise Would.