Few Men Progress, Except As They Are

A Good Scare Is Worth More To A Man Than Good Advice.

Most Of Us Are Either Too Think To Enjoy Eating, Or Too Fat To Enjoy Walking.

When You Are In Trouble, People Who Call To Sympathize Are Really Looking For The Particulars.

The Way Out Of Trouble Is Never As Simple As The Way In

When A Man Tells You What People Are Saying About You, Tell Him What People Are Saying About Him; That Will Immediately Take His Mind Off Your Troubles.