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You Might Be A Redneck If Your Dog Can't Watch You Eat Without Gagging.

People Are Like, Hey, Jeff, Lemme Tell You... I'm Like, Hold On, Let Me Get A Pen And A Piece Of Paper.

You Might Be A Redneck If Someone Tells You You Have Something In Your Teeth, And You Take Them Out To See What It Is.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Best Way To Keep Things Cold Is To Leave'em In The Shade.

I Think For One Thing, Kids Are A Lot Smarter Now Then We Ever Were.