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You Might Be A Redneck If Exxon And Conoco Have Offered You Royalties For Your Hair.

You Might Be A Redneck If It's Easier To Spray Weed Killer On Your Lawn Than Mow It.

I Just Love People. I Love This Country. I Am The American Dream. I Grew Up By The Airport With A Dirt Yard. Never In My Life Should I Have Been A Success. So That's What I Love About This Country [usa], Is You Get Out There And You Have The Opportunity And You Work Hard At It, And You Can Be A Success.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Work With A Shirt Off... And So Does Your Husband.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Own All The Components Of Soap On A Rope Except The Soap.