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You Might Be A Redneck If You Stand Under The Mistletoe At Christmas And Wait For Granny And Cousin Sue-ellen To Walk By.

Between New York And La, There's 200 Million People That Aren't Hip, And They Don't Want To Be Hip.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Look Upon A Family Reunion As A Chance To Meet 'ms. Right

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wife Keeps A Can Of Vienna Sausage In Her Purse.

If Someone At Fleet Farm Offers You Assistance And They Don't Work There You Might Live In Wisconsin.