If You Drink Don't Drive. Don't Even

If You Drink Don't Drive. Don't Even Putt.

The Reason I Drink Is Because When I'm Sober I Think I'm Eddie Fisher.

Brother, You Can't Go To Jail For What You're Thinking, Or That Look In Your Eye, Just Standing On The Corner Watching All The Girls Go By.

I Was So Drunk Last Night I Fell Down And Missed The Floor.

Love Is A Flower That Blooms So Tender, Each Kiss A Dew Drop Of Sweet Surrender. Love Is A Moment Of Life Enchanting, Let's Take That Moment That Tonight Is Granting.