I Take The Juice Of Two Bottles

The Reason I Drink Is Because When I'm Sober I Think I'm Eddie Fisher.

When The World Seems To Shine Like You've Had Too Much Wine, That's Amore.

I Know It's The Gentlemanly Thing To Let The Wife File. But, Then, Everybody Knows I'm No Gentleman.

You're Not Drunk If You Can Lie On The Floor Without Holding On.

Everybody Makes Mistakes; Look At Hitler.