If You Don't Have Wrinkles, You Haven't

They Just Elected Me Mis Phonograph Record Of 1966. They Discovered My Measurements Were 33 1/2, 45, 78!

His Finest Hour Lasted A Minute And A Half.

We Have Far Too Many Kids. At One Time In The Playpen There Was Standing-room Only. It Looked Like A Bus Stop For Midgets. It Used To Get So Damp In There, We'd Have A Rainbow Above It.

Next To Gold And Jewelry, Health Is The Most Important Thing You Can Have.

I Like To Serve Chocolate Cake, Because It Doesn't Show The Dirt.