If You Don't Have Wrinkles, You Haven't

I Remember Once A Vocational Director Said To Fang, "you Must Develop Some Mechanical Skills - Like Getting Out Of Bed."

They Just Elected Me Mis Phonograph Record Of 1966. They Discovered My Measurements Were 33 1/2, 45, 78!

My Mother-in-law Had A Pain Beneath Her Left Breast. Turned Out To Be A Trick Knee.

Fang Can't Stand To See Trash & Garbage Lying Around The House. He Can't Stand The Competition.

I Don’t Want To Sound Like I’m On Dope, But That Hour Is A High; It’s As Good As You Can Feel. A Wonderful, Wonderful Happiness, And Great Power.