If You Don't Have Wrinkles, You Haven't

Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love Has Nothing To Do With It.

Isn't My Fur Stole Pitiful? How Unsuccessful Can A Girl Look? People Think I'm Wearing Anchovies. The Worst Of It Is, I Trapped These Under My Own Sink.

It's An Ill Will That Blows When You Leave The Hairdresser.

I Remember Once A Vocational Director Said To Fang, "you Must Develop Some Mechanical Skills - Like Getting Out Of Bed."

My Plastic Surgeon ... Said My Face Looked Like A Bouquet Of Elbows.