The Last Thing I'd Learn, Well Into

The Only Thing My Husband And I Have In Common Is That We Were Married On The Same Day.

You Can Say The Nastiest Things About Yourself Without Offending Anyone.

Every Time I Go Near The Stove, The Dog Howls.

[when To Have A Facelift:] If You're Tripping Over Your Neck.

In Most States You Can Get A Driver's License When You're Sixteen Years Old, Which Made A Lot Of Sense To Me When I Was Sixteen Years Old But Now Seems Insane.