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Happiness Is A By-product. You Cannot Pursue It By Itself.

If You Want To Know How Your Girl Will Treat You After Marriage, Just Listen To Her Talking To Her Little Brother.

The High Iq Has Become The American Equivalent Of The Legion Of Honor, Positive Proof Of A Child's Intellectual Aristocracy.... It Has Become More Important To Be A Smart Kid Than A Good Kid Or Even A Healthy Kid.

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

The Puritans Came To America To Worship In Their Way And To Force Everybody Else To Do The Same Thing.