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Learn From Other People's Mistakes. Life Is Too Short To Make Them All Yourself.

It's So Simple To Be Wise. Just Think Of Something Stupid To Say And Say The Opposite.

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

Any Beast Can Cry Over The Misfortunes Of Its Own Child. It Takes A Mensch To Weep For Others' Children.

The High Iq Has Become The American Equivalent Of The Legion Of Honor, Positive Proof Of A Child's Intellectual Aristocracy.... It Has Become More Important To Be A Smart Kid Than A Good Kid Or Even A Healthy Kid.