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There Was An Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe She Had So Many Children Her Government Subsidy Check Came To $4,892.

We May Not Always See Eye To Eye, But We Can Try To See Heart To Heart.

Any Beast Can Cry Over The Misfortunes Of Its Own Child. It Takes A Mensch To Weep For Others' Children.

Courage Is Walking Naked Through A Cannibal Village

Never Lend Money To A Friend. It's Dangerous. It Could Damage His Memory.