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You Must Pay For Your Sins. If You Have Already Paid, Please Ignore This Notice.

We Should Not Permit Prayer To Be Taken Out Of The Schools; That's The Only Way Most Of Us Got Through.

If You Want To Know How Your Girl Will Treat You After Marriage, Just Listen To Her Talking To Her Little Brother.

Siblings: Children Of The Same Parents, Each Of Whom Is Perfectly Normal Until They Get Together.

More And More Congressmen Now Stay In Washington All Year-round Because They Can't Stay At Home Under The Laws They've Passed.