Learn From Other People's Mistakes. Life Is

Give Your Child A Spanking Once A Day. If You Don't Know Why, He Does.

One Of The Virtues Of Being Very Young Is That You Don't Let The Facts Get In The Way Of Your Imagination.

A Woman's Place Is In The Home. Why Should She Go Out And Take Away A Workingman's Pay Instead Of Staying Home And Stealing Out Of His Jacket Like A Good Wife.

Courage Is Walking Naked Through A Cannibal Village

Lead Us Not Into Temptation. Just Tell Us Where It Is; We'll Find It.