List of Eddie Izzard Quotes

They Tend To Come Out A Colour Called 'pants Left In Wash'

I Mean, Sometimes... A Comedian Becomes An Actor, And They Just Don't Deliver, Because The Bottom Line Of Comedy Is To Be Funny, And The Bottom Line Of Acting Is To Be Truthful, And They Get That Mixed Up Sometimes, Or Don't Even Notice That That's The Thing.

The Bottom Line Of Comedy Is To Be Funny, And The Bottom Line Of Drama Is To Be Truthful. You Can Be Truthful And Funny, But If You're Not Truthful In A Drama Than The Audience Leaves You.

I Felt Audiences Are Happier To Take Comedy People Who Play Darker People Because There's A Link Between The Psychosis Of Comedy And The Psychosis Of Being A Twisted Character.

I Don't Believe That Competitions Are Important.

Everyone Gets Cards At The Beginning Of Life. I Am Transgender, I Decided To Be Honest And Tell Everyone About It, And That's It.

You Piss Me Off You Salmon... You're Too Expensive In Restaurants.

I'd Like To Have Sex With Myself.

You Have The American Dream! The Dream Is To Be Born In A Gutter And Grow Up, And Then Get All The Money In The World And Stick It In Your Ears And Go Thbbbbbt.

People Still Talk About A British Sense Of Humour, Or French Slapstick Or How The Germans Have No Sense Of Humour - And It's Just Rubbish. I Do Strongly Feel That We Are All The Bloody Same.

If I Were Achilles I Would Put My Foot In A F**k Off Block Of Concrete!

San Francisco! City Of Dreaming Spires, People Live Here... Golden Gate Bridge, Ahh The Romans Came Here.