It's So Simple To Be Wise. Just

The Beauty Of America Is That The Average Person Always Thinks She Is Above Average.

If You Want To Kill Time Why Not Try Working It To Death.

If You Want To Know How Your Girl Will Treat You After Marriage, Just Listen To Her Talking To Her Little Brother.

It's So Simple To Be Wise. Just Think Of Something Stupid To Say And Say The Opposite.

I'm Gonna Put All My Money Into Taxes. They're Sure To Go Up.