When My Old Man Wanted Sex, My

I Tell Ya, I Knew My Morning Wasn't Going Right. When I Put On My Shirt The Button Fell Off, When I Picked Up My Briefcase, The Handle Fell Off, I Tell Ya, I Was Afraid To Go To The Bathroom.

I'll Tell Ya, My Wife And I, We Don't Think Alike. She Donates Money To The Homeless, And I Donate Money To The Topless!

My Uncle's Dying Wish - He Wanted Me On His Lap. He Was In The Electric Chair.

Group Sex, Are You Kidding, I Had Group Sex - My Wife Screwed In Front Of The Jury.

If I Could Have Dinner With Anyone Who Lived In History, It Would Depend On The Restaurant.