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When My Old Man Wanted Sex, My Mother Would Show Him A Picture Of Me.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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When My Old Man Wanted Sex, My
Rodney Dangerfield
When My Old Man Wanted Sex, My Mother Would Show Him A Picture Of Me.
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