When My Old Man Wanted Sex, My

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.

For Christmas One Year I Bought My Son A Bb Gun. He Bought Me A T-shirt With A Bulls Eye On The Back.

I Was So Ugly My Parents Had To Hang A Pork Chop Around My Neck To Get The Dog To Play With Me.

Men Who Do Things Without Being Told Draw The Most Wages.

I Tell Ya, It's Tough To Save A Buck. Right Now I'm Supporting Two Fighters. My Wife And Her Mother.