When My Old Man Wanted Sex, My

When I Told My Wife She Was Lousy In Bed - She Went Out - She Got A Second Opinion.

At My Age I'm Envious Of A Stiff Wind.

I Tell Ya, Sex Is Getting Harder All The Time. Me And My Wife Were Trying To Have Sex For Hours Last Night And I Finally Gave Up. I Asked Her, "what, You Can't Think Of Anybody Either?"

Life's A Short Trip. You'll Find Out.

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!