When My Old Man Wanted Sex, My

Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad It's Not In My Act.

I'm At An Age Where I Think More About Food Than I Do About Sex. Last Week I Put A Mirror Over My Dining Room Table.

I Worked In A Pet Store And People Would Ask How Big I Would Get.

I'll Tell You One Thing, I Know How To Satisfy My Wife In Bed, Yeah, I Leave.

I Think My Wife Is Cheating On Me, The Only Thing The Parrot Knows How To Say Is, Quick Out The Window.