If You Can Get Someone To Laugh

There Are Only Two Kinds Of People In This World. The Realists And The Dreamers. The Realists Know Where They Are Going And The Dreamers Have Already Been There.

To Err Is Human - And To Blame It On A Computer Is Even More So.

A Vacation Is Having Nothing To Do And All Day To Do It In.

Remember The Days When You Let Your Child Have Some Chocolate If He Finished His Cereal? Now, Chocolate Is One Of The Cereals.

President Ford Used Humor A Great Deal.