Humor Starts Like A Wildfire, But Then

Lincoln Was Known To Have Walked Miles To Borrow Books, To Get The Most Rudimentary Form Of Education. So What Do We Do On His Birthday? We Close The Schools!

The World Now Has So Many Problems That If Moses Had Come Down From Mount Sinai Today, The Two Tablets He'd Carry Would Be Aspirin.

It Always Seems To Someone Outside The Business That It Is Very Difficult To Write For A Comedy Show Because It Must Be Done Quickly. Actually, It Is Much Easier To Write This Humor Than To Do A Joke Or A Show From Scratch, Because The Audience Knows The Plot. Just Mention What Is Going On And Then Deliver The Punch Line.

The Best Birthdays Of All Are Those That Haven't Arrived Yet.

I Don't See Why Religion And Science Can't Cooperate. What's Wrong With Using A Computer To Count Our Blessings?