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I Remember When Humor Was Gentle Pokes. I Used To Call It 'arm Around The Shoulder' Humor. Now They Go For The Jugular And They Take No Prisoners. It's Mean, Mean Stuff.

In Prehistoric Times, Mankind Often Had Only Two Choices In Crisis Situations: Fight Or Flee. In Modern Times, Humor Offers Us A Third Alternative; Fight, Flee - Or Laugh.

I'd Like To Say A Few Words About One Of The Most Popular Concepts In The Modern Education--show And Tell. Show And Tell Is A Device Created By Grammar Schools To Communicate Family Secrets To 32 Other Families Before 9:15 Am In The Morning.

Realists Know Where They're Going. Dreamers Have Already Been There.

It's An Awful Thing To Grow Old By Yourself. My Wife Hasn't Had A Birthday In Seven Years.