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The World Now Has So Many Problems That If Moses Had Come Down From Mount Sinai Today, The Two Tablets He'd Carry Would Be Aspirin.

If Somebody Accuses You In A Story Of Being A Crook, You Can Demand That They Prove It. But If A Comic Says It And You Protest, People Say, 'what's The Matter, You Can't Take A Joke?

Inflation Is Bringing Us True Democracy. For The First Time In History, Luxuries And Necessities Are Selling At The Same Price.

The True Test Of Humility Is Whether You Can Say Grace Before Eating Crow.

Thanks To Modern Medicine We Are No Longer Forced To Endure Prolonged Pain, Disease, Discomfort And Wealth.