Did You Ever Figure To Be Living

I'm Beginning To Wonder About My Broker. Yesterday I Told Him To Buy A Hundred Shares Of A.t.&t. He Said, 'would You Spell That?'

There Are Days When It Takes All You've Got Just To Keep Up With The Losers.

I Take My Children Everywhere, But They Always Find Their Way Back Home.

A Compliment Is Verbal Sunshine.

All That Means Is That Something Devastating Can Happen To You Today Or To Your Family & All You Can Do Is Cry About It Or Panic Or Just Be Grief-stricken About It; But A Year Or Two From Now Or Maybe Ten Years From Now, Or Maybe Two Months Or Two Days, You Might Be Able To See The Humor In That Problem.