My Plans Are Still In Embryo, A

When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The Maid, Groucho Said, "i Was Just Whispering In Her Mouth"

Oh, Are You From Wales? Do You Know A Fella Named Jonah-he Used To Live In Whales For A While

I Intend To Live Forever, Or Die Trying.

If Women Dressed For Men, The Stores Wouldn't Sell Much - Just An Occasional Sun Visor.

Years Ago, I Tried To Top Everybody, But I Don't Anymore. I Realized It Was Killing Conversation. When You're Always Trying For A Topper You Aren't Really Listening. It Ruins Communication