If Women Built The Bridges Or Were

I'm A Doofus From The Valley, A Blue-collar Guy.

I Feel Like I'm A Time Traveler From The Future Who Has Been Sent Back To Be Annoyed.

I'm Harmless. I Don't Have Any Ill Will Or Ill Thought Towards Anybody. When People Know You're That Way, You Can Say Stuff That The Creepy Guy At Your Office Could Never Get Away With.

Millions Of Guys Play Millions Of Basketball Games Every Day Of The Week At The Playground Or The Ymca. But Lebron James Gets $20 Million A Year Because He Can Jam On All Of Those Guys. We're Always Going To Want To See Lebron And Kobe Go At It.

When I Fart My Ass Makes A Trumpet Sound That Heralds The Arrival Of The Smell.