I Like My Parents But They Are

I'm Harmless. I Don't Have Any Ill Will Or Ill Thought Towards Anybody. When People Know You're That Way, You Can Say Stuff That The Creepy Guy At Your Office Could Never Get Away With.

Speaking Of Sleeping Bags, Has Anything Ever Had A Less Creative Name?

He Doesn't Sound Like A Guy Who's Done A Onesome, Let Alone A Threesome.

I Feel Like I'm A Time Traveler From The Future Who Has Been Sent Back To Be Annoyed.

I Had Two Thoughts About It. One Was I Could Do That, And The Next One Was I'll Never Get To Do That.