I Like My Parents But They Are

I Feel Like I'm A Time Traveler From The Future Who Has Been Sent Back To Be Annoyed.

If You Are Tuning In Just For The Show, You're Going To Be Sorely Disappointed.

I Think If You Create Something And You Get An Audience For It, Then The Monetization Part Is Really Secondary.

Chicks Named Tammy Have A Greater Chance Of Actually Driving A Mercedes Than A Chick Named Mercedes.

I'm Harmless. I Don't Have Any Ill Will Or Ill Thought Towards Anybody. When People Know You're That Way, You Can Say Stuff That The Creepy Guy At Your Office Could Never Get Away With.