I Like My Parents But They Are

If You Spend Your Life Walking Through Somebody Else's Museum, You Never Find Out Whether You're Rembrandt Or Not.

It Should Be Like A Salmon Taking To Open Water. I've Done So Much Morning Radio That I Won't Be Overwhelmed By It, But It's Still Going To Be A Challenge.

Maybe It's Weird, But I Don't Feel In Any Way, Shape Or Form That I'm Taking Over His Show.

I'd Never Hurt Another Person.

Wearing Crocs Is Like Getting Blown By A Dude. It Feels Great Until You Look Down And Realize You're Gay.