The Aston Martin Is A Beautiful Car.

If Women Built The Bridges Or Were Meant To Build The Bridges, Then They Would Have Done It.

I Saw A Commercial For The Maxi Pads For The Bigger Gals They're Making Now. That Was A Nice Visual While I Was Eating.

You Shouldn't Be Eating Anything That Takes Six Minutes To Microwave.

There Are Certain Things Women Are Better At Than Men.

That's An Interesting Philosophical Question. When Your Boner Goes Away, Is That One Gone... Forever?