The Aston Martin Is A Beautiful Car.

My Life Is About Building And Working And Wrenching On Some Cars.

[giving Welfare To Poor People] Is The Equivalent Of The Government Sending [fat People] A Jumbo Bag Of Bugles In The Mail Twice A Month.

Speaking Of Sleeping Bags, Has Anything Ever Had A Less Creative Name?

We're All Animals, That We All Respond To The Same Stimuli. If You Want To Motivate Somebody Not To Have Premarital Sex, Or Motivate Black Bears Not To Go Diving Into Dumpsters, First You Have To Think About Why They Do It. Telling Them To Stop Isn't Going To Help. There Has To Be Some Incentive For Them To Alter Their Behavior.

You Shouldn't Be Eating Anything That Takes Six Minutes To Microwave.