Of Course On Air I Use Occasional

Junior Colleges Are High Schools With Ashtrays.

I Used To Be A Democrat, Now I'm Basically A Republican.

I'm Really Just Trying To Hash Out The Next Two Weeks Of My Life. So, Something That Is Potentially Four Months Down The Road Is Not Just A Mile Down The Road For Me, It's A Million Miles Down The Road.

I'm Not Comically Oriented. I Get Angry And I Start Complaining And Then People Start Laughing. I Don't Even Want Them To Laugh Half The Time.

I Don't Think I've Ever Seen Pie Advertised. That's How You Know It's Good. They Advertise Ice Cream And Other Desserts. They Advertise The Bejeeezus Out Of Yogurt, But I Haven't Seen One Pie Commercial.