Mmm, Tastes Like Hepatitis!

Well, Guys Are Better At Mechanical Stuff And Women Are Better At Emotional Stuff.

Screw Guilt -- I Could Have Sex With 10 Men And It Wouldn't Bother Me. I'm An Atheist!

If You're Conservative In Hollywood, You're On A List Of People Who Need To Be Put In Their Place.

When I Fart My Ass Makes A Trumpet Sound That Heralds The Arrival Of The Smell.

I Think Comedy Has Evolved Like Every Art Form, And People Probably Do Less Standing Around And Telling Jokes, And More Things That Have To Do With Reality.