Mmm, Tastes Like Hepatitis!

It Should Be Like A Salmon Taking To Open Water. I've Done So Much Morning Radio That I Won't Be Overwhelmed By It, But It's Still Going To Be A Challenge.

That's The Thing I Love About Sports: Sports Force You To Quit. You Can't Pursue Your Dream Till You're 46. When It Comes To Acting, Writing, Comedy, Nobody Ever Stops You.

I'd Be At Someone's House Or Be Up On The Roof All Day And I'd Get Lonely - Stir Crazy - And Talk Radio Became This Soothing Voice In My Life. But The Idea That I Was Making $10 An Hour And Stacking Drywall While These Guys Were Making A Few Hundred Thousand, And They Were Having A Party, And There Were Playmates And There Were Good Times, I Just Couldn't Imagine It.

If You Are Tuning In Just For The Show, You're Going To Be Sorely Disappointed.

People Look At Me, And They Go, 'you're White, You're Smart, You Must Have Went To College. You Must Have Grown Up With Money.'