Mmm, Tastes Like Hepatitis!

People Look At Me, And They Go, 'you're White, You're Smart, You Must Have Went To College. You Must Have Grown Up With Money.'

If You Spend Your Life Walking Through Somebody Else's Museum, You Never Find Out Whether You're Rembrandt Or Not.

If You've Driven Over To The Gay Section Of Los Angeles, It's Like A Golf Course... Real Estate Values Go 'boom!'

I'd Never Hurt Another Person.

When I Fart My Ass Makes A Trumpet Sound That Heralds The Arrival Of The Smell.