If There's Anything Mean In A Feller,

Women Seem To Be All Right On Bargains Till It Comes To Picking Out A Husband.

Lack Of Pep Is Often Mistaken For Patience.

As To Those Who Hoard Gold And Silver And Spend It Not In God's Path, Give Them, Then, The Tidings Of A Painful Agony: On A Day When These Things Shall Be Heated In Hell-fire, And Their Foreheads, And Their Sides, And Their Backs Shall Be Branded Therewith.

Nobody Works As Hard For His Money As The Man Who Marries It.

A Lot Of Thanksgiving Days Have Been Ruined By Not Carving The Turkey In The Kitchen.